So, like, am I the only person who thinks today’s AAA prizes look like a shock blanket and a rape whistle?
Just saying.
if this surprise ends up being a dice-a-roo revamp, i will shoot up tnt’s HQ
ALL THIS BS
FOR THIS
NO.
I WILL PEE ON YOUR SERVERS.
FUCK YOU.
February 26th
6:00 PM
6:00 PM
Yesterday I got warned for something I didn’t even do.
Aren’t moderators supposed to check before handing out warnings?
I feel like calling them a lot of really rude words but that wouldn’t accomplish anything.
I wish I could get their names though, that way I could proxy baptize them after their death into someone that isn’t an idiot.
— is literally the FUNNIEST thing any neofriend has ever told me.
(Please fax your parental consent forms to: 1-201-553-6635.)
(Please fax your parental consent forms to: 1-201-553-6635.)
January 12th
6:01 PM
6:01 PM
LOL
I made a new neo account named “ImTrippingOnLSD”
And im guessing tnt isnt a fan of LSD .. cause im frozen -_-
2:45 AM
a message from chicken-strips-yum
I have made a Neopian Engrish Blog. Where you go on neopets and change the language to an asian language then translate it with googe chrome! Urlname is NeopianEngrish.
HAHAHAHA, despite how insensitive or w/e this may be, I really love how the translations turn out! Nice Blog :)
January 9th
2:15 PM
2:15 PM
a message from lexapro8-deactivated20120310
i used score senders like a psycho last year and sent stuff/np daily and didnt get caught but i was kinda retarded so i neomailed someone about this and got busted
Aww, that sucks dick!
Has anyone else ever cheated? I’m talking about 100M+ in ill-gotten goods.
January 7th
4:41 PM
4:41 PM
What’s Neo to do if it’ll never be a gangsta?
Thanks, southeasterly, you sexy bitch!
I just disproved the Coltzan myth.
You know, that one that says “if you go to Coltzan’s shrine on 00:00 NST, he’ll give a million neopoints”.
I DID IT A MINUTE AGO.
IT WAS /EXACTLY/ MIDNIGHT, DOWN TO THE SECOND.
KNOW WHAT I WON?
A LEVEL FOR MY NEOPET.
NO NEOPOINTS OR RARE ITEMS.
Myth busted.
December 22nd
6:15 PM
6:15 PM
Thanks, polyfusion!
