teamneopia:

If you haven’t heard yet, we’re taking votes for the name of our app. Naming an app is hard, okay.

Please vote if you like:

  • Neopets
  • Mobile devices
  • Neopets on mobile devices
  • Biscuits*

You can vote over here.

bring back the coco roller avatar you lazy fucks, and also fix the battledome. quit being assholes, I’m sure NC cash sales figures are amazing right now. tell viacom to get you guys more programmers that aren’t lazy people past middle age.

please snarkie(real name Pamela Fitzgerald)

crokabek:

So I’m looking up Japanese words to use at petnames and, long story short, I sat here for a few minuets trying to figure out why Tokeru (unravel) was deemed inappropriate.

crokabek:

A sassy Faerie Ixi for crazykadlady! I hope you like it.

crokabek:

A sassy Faerie Ixi for crazykadlady!
I hope you like it.

Try Again

crokabek:

The only game AAA could never manage a high score in was foreplay. Everyone knew the heart-shaped pads on a blumaroo’s foot was an erogenous zone, but on a zafara? He had tried the base of Chadley’s ears and the insides of his thighs yet no matter what, the green zafara always looked back at him with that same, taunting grin.

A message from shiftingstreets
cool blog, what's your username

Nice try TNT, you’re not gonna get me that easy! And thanks.

how high do you have to be to reel in a puddle of water

yourlocalpsychopath is right, that always bugged me because it was physically impossible *I said as I fed my dragon/T-Rex pet a pile of dung without it dying of blood poisoning*

how high do you have to be to reel in a puddle of water

yourlocalpsychopath is right, that always bugged me because it was physically impossible *I said as I fed my dragon/T-Rex pet a pile of dung without it dying of blood poisoning*

candyplague:

i should probably play games for onc—nope never mind nty glt

candyplague:

i should probably play games for onc—
nope never mind nty glt

staragus:

Excuse u boss I can’t stay late tonight it’s scores galore on neopets dot com

As a Spurs fan this pet name is hilarious.

As a Spurs fan this pet name is hilarious.

ew…

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be thanking ikilledtedbundy for this submission…

ew…

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be thanking ikilledtedbundy for this submission…